So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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