? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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