How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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