If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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