I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
birth control should be required to get into college
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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