My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Houston, we have a blender
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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