i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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