What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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