Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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