I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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