butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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