ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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