The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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