what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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