I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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