she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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