that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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