Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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