what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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