this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
ttyl tear gas
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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