The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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