i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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