dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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