whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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