so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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