so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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