yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
