So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
this will be a night to untag.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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