You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
why is half of my head shaved?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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