I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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