There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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