Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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