He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Randomize
