...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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