So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I need to align my fucking chakras
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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