Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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