i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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