Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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