Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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