whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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