We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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