Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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