What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
this boner is exhausting
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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