So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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