like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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