Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Pooping to opera.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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