We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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