Non-Jews are for practice
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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