at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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