I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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