I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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