My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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