I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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